The times these characters were mentioned in the first book
Harry, you attention seeking fuck.
#yeah man he acts like the whole books about him or somethin (via bratty-kouhai)
why is sick as a dog a saying
why are dogs so sick
look at this sick dog
My fav thing about tumblr is the complete lack of country music it makes me feel like this is where I should be
if a girl wants to watch a sport because she thinks a player is hot then let her, it’s not like guys watch the VS fashion show because they want to buy new bras.
i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world
birds need to shut the hell up. if i made half the noise they did at 5 in the morning i’d be arrested
an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair
finally my child can safely ram her fucking head into a doorknob this is what the future is all about what a time to be alive
if i was a criminal i would do all my crimes on a scooter so the police would only see one footprint every few meters and theyd look for a one-legged man with powerful jumping muscles instead of me