WELCOME TO PARADISE BITCHES

swiggity swag what's in the bag

19 Apr

masturbrightside:

when will my motivation return from war

(Source: hexgurls)

19 Apr

tylenold:

it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine

19 Apr

people wHO SmiLE AT YO U WHEN U MAKE EYE  CONTACT WI HT THEM ARE MY FAVORITE KIND OF PEOPLE 

(Source: aphmolossia)

19 Apr

wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me

19 Apr

spenceromg:

I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on

19 Apr

populardad:

there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades

(Source: brotherblaze)

19 Apr

reblogmyselfie:

officialoreo:

reblogmyselfie:

for halloween im going as a disappointment to my family

at least you dont need to buy a costume

ouch

19 Apr

frickbook:

is there like financial aid for concert tickets

(Source: inflexa)

19 Apr

vaginalistic:

attempting to hide your desperate need for breath after a short flight of stairs

19 Apr

rabioheab:

2 years ago on canada day i was so drunk that i fell over on the street and started crawling and a cop pulled over and asked me if i was ok and i yelled YES and he just said “alright good” and drove off which is proof that canadian cops are absolutely useless

19 Apr

parkingintopeter:

do you want to hear a joke

the north american education system

19 Apr

snapchatting:

my life would probably get 2 notes

(Source: snapchatting)

19 Apr

darrynek:

*white people voice* whole grain

(Source: panerasexual)

19 Apr

I AM REALLY UPSET BECAUSE NOBODY IS KISSING ME OR GOING OUT WITH ME OR CRUSHING ON ME EVERYONE ELSE HAS A PERSON WHERE IS MY PERSON WHY DONT I GET A FRICKIN PERSON

(Source: grates)

19 Apr

sadegg:

just saying the word tumblr out loud is embarrassing