WELCOME TO PARADISE BITCHES

swiggity swag what's in the bag

01 Aug

I googled world funniest joke and this was it

mellarkbakers:

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(Source: avoxified)

01 Aug

horrorscopes

oreimo:

Airs- strong feelings 4 any1 who calls them cute bc they know they r not

Tarus- big head

Gemeni- kind of good looking

Cancer- smart, strong, beautiful, perfect. do not come for them

Leo- wimps

Virgin- cautious and not trusting 

Liberal- smart asses but never know what they talkin abt

Scorpion- manipulative but every1 looks past it bc they r hot

Saggitarius- do not come into contact with them no matter wat

Capricon- horny 24/7

Aquariums- K…

Pieces- ugly

01 Aug vivala-plut0:

My Dad is 6’4” Fredric is 5 months old

vivala-plut0:

My Dad is 6’4”
Fredric is 5 months old

01 Aug

wongburger:

the-vashta-nerada:

pleaseremembermefondly:

charlisheen:

you know what i want to know

how the fuck did mr salt and mrs pepper make a fucking cinnamon shaker for a baby

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solve that mystery steve

THAT IS PAPRIKA YOU IGNORANT SLUT

EXCUSE ME ASSHOLE THAT IS CINNAMON HE WAS BORN IN THE FOURTH SEASON

PAPRIKA LOOKS LIKE THIS

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THAT’S FUCKING PAPRIKA

SHE’S CINNAMON’S OLDER SISTER 

GOD DAMN TUMBLR I AM FUCKING DONE WITH YOUR SHIT

tumblr gets heated over blue’s clues

(Source: magicalgirlsgonewild)

01 Aug just-relatable:

good vibes here!

just-relatable:

good vibes here!

01 Aug

epic-humor:

will do anything for foood

(Source: poyzn)

01 Aug

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01 Aug

weirdfoxes:

Traveling alone has been everything except lonely for me.

01 Aug

(Source: 808vibesss)

31 Jul

jeanmarcoing:

did that fucker just jump on water is this fucking cat jesus

(Source: lolgifs.net)

31 Jul

duckduckd3uc3:

catsbeaversandducks:

Don’t Be Sad, Look At These Baby Ducks

If you didn’t already know, baby ducks are pretty much precious little nuggets of joy. They have been clinically proven to cure depression and disease and all other problems because they are perfect.For now we will cure your sadness. In order to do so, you simply have to look at the following pictures of them. It’s an intense journey. Prepare yourself.

All the cuteness via BuzzFeed

:3

31 Jul

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31 Jul

smaugchiefestofcalamities:

Chris Pratt, Ladies and Gentlemen.

31 Jul annicron:

look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany
it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes

annicron:

look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany

it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes

31 Jul

GUYS. I JUST REALIZED.

soufflesagainstthedaleks:

YOU KNOW THIS GUY?

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THAT’S JOSH PECK.

KNOW WHAT ELSE A “PECK” IS?

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A BOOB.

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JOSH IS LITERALLY A BOOB.

(Source: notmattsmith)